Cracker jokes

December 28th, 2005

OK I know this should be about photography, but it’s the season for bad jokes, so here’s the ones that my crackers delivered:

What did one dolphin say to the other one? You did that on porpoise.
What is a parrot stuffed with? Polyfilla.
What did the see say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.
How do you keep cool at a football match? You stand next to a fan.
On what side do chickens have the most feathers? On the outside.

Yep … enough said.

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